This morning tourist reported seeing a but ass naked punk ass nigga floating around outside SpongeBob SquarePants’s house. SpongeBob claimed that he did not hear or notice that black nigger outside his bougie ass pineapple. SpongeBob is now suing Anthony’s family for 4.5 million dollars for getting “that niggas blood” on his lawn. Squidward reported seeing SpongeBob dragging that bitch ass nigga into his trash can then saw jellyfish take the body and beat his dead ass. And finally, Patrick reported seeing a nigga from Rhode island jerking Anthonys dead body till “that nigga was busting tons.” Police found through interrogations that SpongeBob capped that black nigga because he was “oppin too hard for a nigga to handle.” SpongeBob is now facing the cock juicer for 15 hours and then firing squad.