Schoolboy shoots up Nikocado Avocado and That Vegan Teacher

Andrew Kirkfield, 12, was just put on lifetime eternal parole after he shot up Nikocado Avocado while he was eating mukbang and That Vegan Teacher while she was making Tik Toks.
“They f**kin’ suck!” said Kirkfield upon release, “Someone needed to do it.”
When Kirkfield went home his father returned and bought him a lifetime supply of milk.