Here’s why you shouldn’t wear clothes

When you wear clothes when you feel comfortable you sleep when you sleep you
will waste time when you waste time you cannot study when you cannot study you will fail and when you fail your parents will kick you out of the house when you get kids out you are homeless you when you are homeless you cannot shower when you don’t shower you go to other people’s houses and shower but that is just weird and when people think you’re weird they will not like you and when they not like you you become sad and when you become sad you drink alcohol and when you drink a girl you will be drunk and when you get drunk you might think you can fly when you think you can fly you might jump off a bridge and you when you jump off a bridge you will die so don’t wear any clothes