Joe Biden dies in car accident.

He was drunk driving and margining and then he was like oh my god is that Kanye west and then he fliiped his car over and landed on a tree and then he was tokken to a hospital and given bleach for his scars and open wounds. on 11 pm vice president kamala hatris said that he was sleep walking and ren into russia. he was helping vladimar putin invade ukrain and he got canclled. he hhe got back to the hospital kamala said he collasped. the doctors gave him antobiotics for his seizures and he didnt stop dying. as of 3/13/22 kamla harris will be taking over a presidenticial office and a new ellectipn will be held for vide president on 6/2/22.
ALso happening today, dead body found in the back of oprah winfrey pickup trick. investagotrs it was her childs body. Police were informed this took place on 2/13/89. Oprah will be charged for battery, assualt to minor, child abuse, and murder. ALso happening today, gretchen whitmer has resigned from the mayor of michiahn. She said she was attempted to be kidnapped 11 times and was drepreedsed. Also happening today Taylor swifts cats learn to sing and outsing her in a sing battle. The cats disown her and dump her in a river. The cats went on to a night club to have a succesful carrer. Taylor said she is ‘impressed and supportive’ Also happening, the entire continent of south america has blown up in a nuclear disaster, Officails say this was the fault of a jamaican hair styleist named Robert Frumpet. Also happening today, all water on earth is confirmed to be intoxicated with elephant blood. Border Patrol said mexiacns were dumping elephant they had stabbed into the pacific ocean and that got to all of the wtaer on earth and if you drink that water then you will get a disease where your head turns into a very small cow and you only have 5 days left until your whole body explodes. Also happening today the multimillion gaming company roblox is shutting down tommorow. The owner said this is because child rtraffickers were using this website to lure in children and then rape them. ALso happening today a firetruck crashed into tnhe studio that was filming greys anotomy. The firetruck driver said he was drunk and he was killed on the spot. This was wsbt22 morning news. Bye, and have a terrific tuesdday.