Lufkin Teen Tristen Riley Found Dead
Tuesday October 25, 2021, 14 year old Tryston McGee was found dead in his bathroom mid crap. Reports say he had 4 bean burritos from Taco Bell the night before, and by the time he had woken up, the beans kicked in. There were cameras showing his full sprint to the bathroom, he had barely made it in but he did. Detectives say that within the first hour of his bathroom time, she had literally crapped himself to death. So today, Hudson citizens, I ask you to mourn this sad day with us.