Sure, I will try to continue the story of Mr Brown and Mr Twiddle in the style of Enid Blyton. Here is what I came up with:
Mr Brown was very happy. He had received a thousand pounds for catching a spy. He had received a lot of praise for being a hero. He had received a lot of recognition for being a genius. He said, “I’m the luckiest man in the world. I’m the richest man in the world. I’m the cleverest man in the world.”
He decided to celebrate. He decided to treat himself. He decided to buy himself a new suit, a new hat, and a new watch. He said, “I’ll look like a gentleman. I’ll look like a lord. I’ll look like a king.”
He went to the best shop in town. He went to the most expensive shop in town. He went to the most fashionable shop in town. He said, “I want a new suit, a new hat, and a new watch. I want the best suit, the best hat, and the best watch. I want the most expensive suit, the most expensive hat, and the most expensive watch.”
He tried on the new suit, the new hat, and the new watch. He looked at himself in the mirror. He liked what he saw. He said, “I look like a gentleman. I look like a lord. I look like a king.”
He paid for the new suit, the new hat, and the new watch. He paid with his reward money. He paid with his thousand pounds. He said, “I don’t care about the price. I don’t care about the money. I don’t care about anything.”
He left the shop. He walked down the street. He showed off his new suit, his new hat, and his new watch. He said, “Look at me. Look at me. Look at me.”
He saw some people he knew. He saw some people he liked. He saw some people he didn’t like. He said, “Hello, hello, hello. Do you like my new suit, my new hat, and my new watch? Do you know how I got them? Do you know what I did?”
He told them his story. He told them how he caught a spy. He told them how he helped the police. He told them how he got a reward. He said, “I’m the luckiest man in the world. I’m the richest man in the world. I’m the cleverest man in the world.”
Some people believed him. Some people admired him. Some people congratulated him. They said, “Well done, well done, well done. You are a brave and noble man. You are a hero and a genius. You are a friend and a neighbour.”
Some people didn’t believe him. Some people laughed at him. Some people mocked him. They said, “Nonsense, nonsense, nonsense. You are a silly and foolish man. You are a liar and a fraud. You are a nuisance and a bore.”
Mr Brown didn’t care. He didn’t care what they said. He didn’t care what they thought. He only cared about himself. He said, “I don’t care about you. I don’t care about anyone. I only care about me.”
He walked on. He walked on and on and on. He walked until he reached the police station. He walked until he reached the policeman. He walked until he reached the jailer.
The jailer put Mr Brown in prison and said to him, “You are under arrest. You are under arrest for making a false report. You are under arrest for wasting police time. You are under arrest for causing trouble.”
Mr Brown was very surprised. He was very shocked. He was very scared. He said, “What? What? What? What are you talking about? What have I done? What have I done wrong?”
The jailer said, “You know what you have done. You know what you have done wrong. You have lied to the police. You have lied about the spy. You have lied about Mr Twiddle.”
Mr Brown said, “I haven’t lied. I haven’t lied about anything. I haven’t lied about the spy. I haven’t lied about Mr Twiddle. I have told the truth. I have told the truth about everything. I have told the truth about the spy. I have told the truth about Mr Twiddle.”
The jailer said, “You haven’t told the truth. You haven’t told the truth about anything. You haven’t told the truth about the spy. You haven’t told the truth about Mr Twiddle. You have told a lie. You have told a big lie. You have told the biggest lie of your life.”
Mr Brown said, “I haven’t told a lie. I haven’t told a big lie. I haven’t told the biggest lie of my life. I have told the truth. I have told the truth as I know it. I have told the truth as Mr Twiddle told me.”
The jailer said, “Mr Twiddle? Mr Twiddle? What has Mr Twiddle got to do with this? What has Mr Twiddle got to do with the spy?”
Mr Brown said, “Mr Twiddle has everything to do with this. Mr Twiddle has everything to do with the spy. Mr Twiddle is the spy’s cousin. Mr Twiddle told me so. Mr Twiddle told me all about his cousin George, who was a spy and a hero and a genius. Mr Twiddle told me all about his cousin’s adventures and missions and jobs. Mr Twiddle told me all about his cousin’s skills and talents and abilities. Mr Twiddle told me all these stories, and I believed him. I believed him, and I admired him. I admired him, and I trusted him. I trusted him, and I followed him. I followed him to his house, and I saw him go into his cousin’s room. I saw him take his cousin’s suitcase. I saw him open his cousin’s suitcase. I saw what was in his cousin’s suitcase. And then I knew. I knew that he had told me the truth. I knew that he had told me the truth about his cousin George, who was a spy and a hero and a genius.”
The jailer said, “You saw that? You saw that with your own eyes? You saw Mr Twiddle take his cousin’s suitcase? You saw Mr Twiddle open his cousin’s suitcase? You saw what was in his cousin’s suitcase?”
Mr Brown said, “Yes, I saw that. Yes, I saw that with my own eyes. Yes, I saw Mr Twiddle take his cousin’s suitcase. Yes, I saw Mr Twiddle open his cousin’s suitcase. Yes, I saw what was in his cousin’s suitcase.”
The jailer said, “And what did you see in his cousin’s suitcase, sir? What did you see in his cousin’s suitcase that made you think he was a spy?”
Mr Brown said, “I saw documents, maps, and explosives. I saw the same documents, maps, and explosives that are in this newspaper. I saw the evidence of his cousin’s crimes. I saw the proof of his cousin’s guilt. I saw the danger of his cousin’s plans. And then I did what I had to do. I did what any patriotic citizen would do. I called the police. I called the police, and I told them everything. I told them where to find the spy. I told them how to catch the spy. I told them who the spy was. And I told them who I was. I told them I was Mr Brown, the neighbour of Mr Twiddle, the cousin of the spy.”
The jailer said, “You did that? You did that by yourself? You did that without checking? You did that without thinking? You did that without knowing?”
Mr Brown said, “Yes, I did that. Yes, I did that by myself. Yes, I did that without checking. Yes, I did that without thinking. Yes, I did that without knowing. I did that because I was sure. I was sure of what I saw. I was sure of what I heard. I was sure of what I did.”
The jailer said, “Well, sir, you were wrong. You were wrong about what you saw. You were wrong about what you heard. You were wrong about what you did. You were wrong about the spy. You were wrong about Mr Twiddle. You were wrong about everything.”
Mr Brown said, “Wrong? Wrong? How can I be wrong? How can I be wrong about the spy? How can I be wrong about Mr Twiddle? How can I be wrong about everything?”
The jailer said, “You can be wrong, sir. You can be very wrong. You can be very wrong indeed. You can be wrong because the spy is not a spy. You can be wrong because Mr Twiddle is not his cousin. You can be wrong because everything is a lie.”
Mr Brown said, “A lie? A lie? What do you mean a lie? What do you mean everything is a lie?”
The jailer said, “I mean a lie, sir. I mean a big lie. I mean the biggest lie of your life. I mean the lie that Mr Twiddle told you. I mean the lie that Mr Twiddle made up. I mean the lie that Mr Twiddle played on you.”
Mr Brown said, “Mr Twiddle? Mr Twiddle? What has Mr Twiddle done? What has Mr Twiddle made up? What has Mr Twiddle played on me?”
The jailer said, “Mr Twiddle has done a lot. Mr Twiddle has made up a lot. Mr Twiddle has played a lot on you. Mr Twiddle has done a trick. Mr Twiddle has made up mr twiddle was having a bath at home