This burned down to a bomb fire

Tui the holiday shop in Newry has sadly burned down to a bomb fire and then fifteen fireworks hit it and then 4 naked old men walked in no clothes on and pooped all over the Windows and peed all over the floor and then farted in all the bottles and on lady named Lisa harkell fainted because she was on her break and she did not bring the bottle and the biggest fart came out of the old man and Lisa drank her water