Emmet from The Lego Movie has been comitting several war crimes over the past 4 days

Emmet from The Lego Movie has been comitting several war crimes over the past 4 days. We asked to get an interview with him and he said “Y’know I’m the Master Builder you can’t do shit to me”. We fucking nuked his house, he’s dead now. However, Joe Biden was somehow also killed in the blast. We said to Trump “Your boyfriend got killed” and he responded with “Oh no, Joe Biden!”. We first told him that as a joke but he’s definitely dating Sleepy Joe.