Dante has fallen. The Orlando sheriffs department identified former Universal Studios Orlando employee Dante Barry passed away last night after what appears to be a struggle to swim while looking for his phone that fell out of his hands on a roller coaster. Eyewitness testimony from Universal Studios patron Bryant Moreland claims “I was eyeing some cunny when I seent a nigga fly into da lake. Next thing I know da nigga died.”
Dante was 22 years old, roughly 3,342 years older than Egyptian Pharaoh Tutankhamen.