kaleb found dead at bottom of the mountain :/ (hes gay also)

beloved pick-up artist and pedophile kaleb “heavy” henson has been found dead this morning at the bottom of the mountain he was supposedly climbing. beside his body lay a gay twink weeping for his death (they kissed probably) (lots) (!!!) looters quickly ravened the corpse for the many mcdonalds gambling tokens on his body. witness accounts state that henson was distracted while eating forty big macs at once when he relised he had finally won the highly sought after SUPER GAMING LAPTOP. he proceded to slip and fall and die down the mountain. hikers report seeing him fall in the early hours of this morning, mistaking him for a large fucking boulder. Bellow is the last known image of kaleb “humongous” Henson 😿😿😿😿