Breaking: Jeff Dunham Found Performing Sexual Act on Puppet

World-renowned puppeteer and “comedian” Jeffrey Lena Dunham was recently found performing fellatio on long-time puppet Walter. Walter is best known as Dunham’s “old man” alter ego and voices some of Dunham’s shameful beliefs about women and partners he’s had. However, fans are shocked to learn that there is more to their relationship. Dunham’s reps have reached out with the following statement: “Jeff was simply practicing an age-old ventriloquist technique of speaking with his mouthful. Due to travel restrictions, Jeff has had to keep his luggage to a minimum and has attached his practice equipment to Walter to save space.” Dunham himself has not been available for comment himself, however.