Kim Cardasian Found DEAD IN “ Food 4 Less“ Parking Lot!

Today, at 10:42 AM Kim Kardasian was found dead behind a garbage dumpster in the parking lot of a “Food 4 Less“ in Los Angeles, CA. Simon Oswald, who was the store manager, discovered the body and explained there were stabbed wounds in Kardasian’s back and head. He found her when he went out to investigate a strange smell behind the building. Other store owners in the area claim to have seen a gang near by wearing green ski masks. They called themselves “The Fangs“. Could they be responsible for Kim’s death? More news later on this breaking story.