Beagle owners who drink red wine have better health and live longer

A new survey conducted by the pet owners society of Great Britain declares that a pure bred Beagle prolongs the life of its owner in 8 out of 10 cases. In 90% of the case studies submitted this increased longevity is enhanced by drinking copious quantities of red wine. ‘We have noted in the survey that a major contribution to the health of Beagle owners is not just the loving nature of the animal but when this factor is measured in combination with sufficient daily quantities of red wine, particularly Italian wine from Sicily I might add, the evidence is incontrovertible’ an expert on the subject declared. The sale of Beagles and red wine up and down the country has rocketed to quantities never seen before.