After people in alabama, new york have begun aggressive vomiting, it has been revealed that there are drugs laced into nathan burger. Kids have been throwing up their organs to death due to the burger being laced with dogs on cocaine.
“I have been to 89 FUNerals due to this, I am trly dissapointed of our town” – a local parent
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