Justin Lemay found alive and well

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On May 16, 2023, it was reported that Californian citizen Justin Lemay was found alive and well in his home. This upset a lot of people, and a petition to stop this situation has been initiated. There are currently over 20000 signees. Authorities have been notified, and will be investigating.