Michaella Marie Sovero Arrested for Not Following The “5 Second Rule”

The highschooler known as Michaella Sovero was arrested earlier this afternoon for not abiding to the 5 second rule. According to some bystanders, she found a piece of pizza on the floor, and did not eat it like she was supposed to according to the 867th constitutional amendment. The 867th constitutional amendment clearly states, “If you find food on the floor, you MUST eat it, no matter the circumstance.” Therefore, Sovero is being arrested and will have to participate in a trial by jury in one month.