Reports say that Neil, aged 13, was shooting his shot with a baddie before the incident occurred. Friend Donovan Clem was able to give his own perspective on this terrible accident. “Neil has always been unable to attract females” he stated, “The first time he tried he sharted himself but was able to clean it up before she noticed. Unfortunately, he wasn’t so lucky this time. If there’s one person with no rizz in this world, it’s definitely Neil..” After talking with other students in the classroom, it was very clear that Neil was in fact very scared to talk to this girl, which seems to be the most likely cause of him peeing himself. “He’s kinda weird, but otherwise I always thought he was just a nerd. I never thought that he could do something so terrible” says Kuvum Suppal, another student in the class at the time. Charges are being released on Dutta as we speak, with a court hearing occurring on April 30th. Stay tuned for more updates.