Super Hamster

A big fat super hamster has been seen flying around Australia. It is said that the hamster’s name is Georgina Chumak. As it flies around, it poos and pisses on people below. Georgina has a big appetite and ate a lot of food (not vegetables of course, its not into that) and shat them right out. Watch out for this dangerous asthmatic beast. RAWR bitches.

(its pronouns are uwu/uwuself shart/shartself and it/itself)