richard nixon dies while stroking his dick in front of a childrens basketball game

Former president Richard Nixon also known as “Tricky Dick” dies while whacking off in front of a group of kindergartners playing basketball. The Doctor says he more than likely came and when he came he had a heart attack. Witnesses say that it was the biggest load dropped since george washington came on his daughters face. In the accident 3 children were killed and many more in the hospital injured. Sources say the childrens parents are suing for letting our former president do this to our children. Some people are praising the man for showing the kids what the real world is like, parents are quoted saying “its good these kids are getting cummed on ecspecially them heffers who will probably get cumed on when their older”. That is all we have today on BBC news.