PINEAPPLEHUMAN JAILED AFTER MURDER OF 12 CHILDREN AND CRIPPLING OF 23 ADULTS

During the annual day of thursday, Pineapplehuman, a frequenter of FREWS, was found guilty of running over an entire tour group, consisting of 30 children and 70 adults. it is also believed that he has murdered his entire family of 4. On being arrested, Pineapplehuman did not resist and was carried away by 3 police officers, who, before stopping the crazed maniac, were defending themselves from a disabled man who, as the officers claimed, was “carrying a gun”.
we continue to wait for a statement from the police and court, and hope this sick man is punished.

we have provided a picture of Pineapplehuman’s family as the thumbnail