Lavell Crawford arrested for being too overweight!

Famous comedian, Lavell Crawford left his audience furious last night when he didn’t show up for his own show. Attendees were angry at the big black bandit, before they found out that the big dicked comedian had been arrested! On the way to the show, he was stopped by a police officer, who ordered him sent to a federal penitentiary because of the man’s large stature. Many people are conspiring to break out the penismonger, but none have been successful.