South Australian, Michael Attanasio, Facing A Life Threatening Backed-Up Situation

Michael who had just come back from a 4 day holiday leaving him in extreme pain and discomfort, unable to walk or stand his mother nursed him with tea by the hour. After numerous attempts to empty his bowls nothing had relieved the extravagant blockage. Luckily Michael’s daughter had alerted his wife who came rushing with microlax, movicol, prunelex, and a used edema. Finally after 48hrs+ of countless remedies he was relieved of the burden backing him up. It is still unknown to the public which remedy relived his of this faecal fiasco, but no the less all of Australia will be wishing him well each toilet trip.