New definition shocks many; considered “provocative” and “obscene”

A new definition officially published yesterday by Encyclopædia Britannica has shocked the nation with it’s obscene nature. The term “boob” has been given it’s fifth definition, but it seems as if a child wrote it. It reads, “The most awesome things ever,” with synonyms such as “titties,” “tatas,” “mondo gazungas,” “chesticles,” and “mega milk tanks.” Many people’s combined frustration has led to an ad campaign to shun the Merriam-Webster dictionary. Despite this, the situation also has a humorous side, with hashtags on Twitter quickly reaching #1 in the United States, such as “#defundbritannica” and “#britannicaisoverparty.”