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Yesterday, at 4:20 PM a conglomerate of robed men were found leaving Forest Lawn Memorial Park in Glendale, California. They were carrying a coffin and were followed down an alley and into a small area where they set the coffin down into a dumpster. They began drawing symbols on the ground and chanting. Minutes later, many witnesses claim that Michael Jackson, was resurrected and started floating above them all. We’ll be back with more news on this topic.