Oakland County teacher Lynn-Marie Kmeic found dead

Lynn-Marie Kmeic was one of the most admired and celebrated educators at the Derby Middle School in Birmingham, MI until she was found dead after a satanic ritual seemed to have taken place at the school. Her family has refused to speak to press about the incident which is leading many reporters to believe that they were involved in the ritual with Lynn-Marie. The Federal Bureau of Investigation is looking into the incident and will update us as soon as possible. Fellow teacher Kathleen Courage says, “Lynn was quite the character.
Though most students bitched about her, she was a respected member of Derby’s satanic ritual club.” Courage then realized she slipped up and immediately ran for the hills, but, we happily shot her dead before she could exit the premises. It was then found out that Lynn-Marie and her 13 year old student, Elijah Campbell, we’re having an affair. Campbell then started twerking after being arrested for the murder of Lynn-Marie. All in all, Lynn will go down in history as one of the most bitch ass motherfuckers to ever live.