University Trip Sabotaged by Lions – Here’s How

Four students, commonly known as the Starfish, have been ‘dismantled,’ for lack of a better word by a pride of lions in the early hours of the morning. The group went out with lightsabers instead of torches while it wsa still dark, despite lecturer Anthony’s warnings. Not to mention, they were in giraffe costumes and with a death wish. Camera traps show footage of one of them literally running into a lion’s mouth while the rest dosed up on caffeine in a failed rescue attempt. The trip now has 4 less people for a headcount on the way home to the UK. How sad 🙁