Top US Military Generals Attempt a Coup of the Biden Whitehouse in an Attempt to Reinstate Former President Trump

Earlier yesterday, General Bryan P. Fenton gathered support of his colleagues and around ~1000 Army servicemembers. They were deployed to DC, where they were able to take the Whitehouse; luckily Joe Biden was able to escape. Gary M. Brito, a US 4-star General, later remarked, “This was a national disaster… uh well, national disaster… politi- political disaster created by the Army! We should disband the Army!” Many politicians, including Senator-Elect John Fetterman, voiced concern about this Military leadership, calling for “A new generation” of generals and commanders. Most of the far left and Biden supporters have supported what Bito said about abolishing the Army as a whole, as Ana Kasparian was quoted saying on a 60 Minute interview, “You know, the Army just wastes money, money we could give to the black community and money we could pay immigrants, so they come into the United States and diversify our country even more.”. Eventually Joe Biden did come out with a public announcement, mistaking dishonorably charging Fenton with himself. Following this, Joe Biden has since been impeached due to his “Inability to cope with a coup.”, which has bipartisan support in the House & Senate, as the only Congressperson voting against this being Elizabeth Warren. When asked about her decision she said, “I like Joe, we love each other, we want to get married.”. Now with Kalama Harris in power many are questioning the fate of the nation, as many generals are continuing to push for another attempt at a coup.