Texas man caught alone in abandoned warehouse doing “butt stuff” to self

Police were called to what they thought was a wounded animal in an old warehouse on I-10 that used to store mattresses for mental health facilities. When police arrived they found Aaron Mata, 52, of New Braunfels, TX. in the middle of the large empty room with various things protruding from his backside.
Initially police thought he had been assaulted, but soon realized everything in his rectum was self administered.
Officer Colt Hanson was quoted as saying, “I’ve been a police officer for 20 years, and I have never seen so many things in one person’s butt.”
Mr. Matas was taken to the county jail, but officers were unable to charge him as he technically hadn’t broken the law since the building was abandoned.
Police Chief Michael Kusher said, “We thought about charging him for trespassing, but really the only trespassing done was on his own rectum.”
This is a developing story.