Cockasian male realized who was going to be there. On the morning of December 2, Holy Roman Emperor Maximilian I (25), finished listening to his JBL speaker when he realized it was time to leave his kingdom and descend upon the peasantry. He first got into contact with his ole’ buddy pal Ryan (Wurmstrum) Ferstl and asked if he wanted to throw his 24-carat football. To his major disappointment, Dr. Ferstl “was not free that eve”, so the emperor decided to begrudgingly call up the owner of Cadillac Chariots. Richard (Doug Dimmadome) Vavbro™ and his Vavbro™ Donnie (Reginald) Vavbro™ had just retired from an evening of drinking Monte Carlos at Langside Grocery. All of a sudden there was a disturbance in the driveway of the Vavbro™ house when suddenly the brothers were awoken to a loud bang. But this was not any ordinary bang. To their disappointment, Emperor Maximillian I (25) accidentally dropped a box of belts that he had long coveted for many years as a side hustle. The Vavbros™, who had previously bought a pair of belts from the emperor realized they had wasted $60 bucks and demanded satisfaction in the form of a duel. After polishing off a bottle of King Cobra each, the Vavbros™ were ready for a fight. Emperor Maximillian I (25) who was previously skilled in the art of photography, whipped out his camera and threatened to show them nudes of Dr. Ferstl, who the emperor had previously tried to spend the night with. The Vavbros™ were not intimidated by the threat for they had already been exposed to copious amounts of Velma porn on Dr. Ferstl’s computer some years before. After the duel fizzled out, the emperor left the Vavbros™ house physically unscathed, but his feelings were clearly hurt. Recalling years of previous feelings for Adriana (not Wendy’s cashier for reference, see addendum for additional shitpost reference), the emperor started to mope as he walked past Lucas (Heimskr) Ridley’s house for he knew, Heimskr was more successful in life. With feelings of regret for betraying Heimskr some years before by dating Adriana, the emperor tried to amend his regrettable ways and called up his brother Nikolai (Sith Lord) Eschuk who had yet to be anointed to the emperor’s kingdom. The two brothers decided to go to The Forks which had long been a spot for people to find some luck in love. After the emperor sat awkwardly with his brother’s date for three hours, he was greeted by some “old friends” who had previously attended the same peasantry high school. Along with Richard (Doug Dimmadome) Vavbro™ was none other than Misha (Русский Медведь) Berezin, Alexander (Martchenko) Kraus, Dr. Ferstl, and Joe (“The Goof”) Seph who had grown weary of the emperor’s pessimistic ways of life. The four gentlemen awkwardly greeted the two brothers and the mysterious date (who the writer does not know to this day who that was in relation to the emperor) and left the emperor in peace as they carried on with the eve. With nowhere else to turn, the emperor decided to crawl out of his own ass and amended his erroneous ways with his former Buckeye friends. After listening to the “Last Story Of The Myth”, the emperor was inspired to try some Japanese cuisine. Growing weary of Gaijin sushi, Emperor Maximillian I (25) booked a reservation to dine in alone at Ichiban on December 14. For you see it was a cool, crisp, eve on the night of the 14th when the emperor attended his Superior Cuisine meal. Sitting down alone at a table, the restaurant was quiet, but ripe with anticipation for he could sense more people would bring their appetites. After a half an hour or so, the emperor was horrified to see a large group of people descend upon the restaurant screaming profanities and “Alluh Akbar”. Walking into the restaurant was the Buckeye rejects plus some extras that joined the party some years later. The emperor saw many returning faces; Misha (Русский Медведь) Berezin, Alexander (Governor of Florida Ron DeSanctus (yes his name changed)) Kraus, Richard (Doug Dimmadome) Vavbro™, Joe (“The Goof”) Seph, Lucas (Heimskr) Ridley, Dr. Ferstl and a host of new, but intriguing faces. Equally disgusting the emperor was Nicholas (Steve Jobs) Apple, Dr. Ferstl’s lovely date Kaj (Seph’s date) Mahal, , Jessica (Tiny Dinosaur) McNish, Corrina (Is It Fun?) Kauenhowen, and a date for the Vavbro™, Kacee (Thiccass) Johnson. After years of treating people like shit, the emperor asked politely if he could join the table as the Lucky 13th guest. With everyone quietly seated, Dr. Ferstl got up out his seat, looked at the emperor and said ‘no’. To the emperor’s dismay, he moped away before he heard the doctor exclaim, “you forgot to ask who was going to be here?”. With a smile on his face, the emperor joined the peasantry for a home cooked meal and admitted, it was better than going to Olive Garden with his aunt. By the end of the eve, the emperor retired to his study where he reflected on the eventful two weeks. When he woke up the next morning, he took a delicious bite from his bag of dicks and realized it was a life well lived.
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