NFL star Tommason Johnathon Brady was found dead last night in his home. He was found with a popped football as well as a gun. We believe that the football wanted him to stop playing so he shot brady, then taking his own life. The football will be remembered as killing the 45 year old man who was playing the sport. He won a few of those Suepr Bowls and also an MVP probably. He sucks this year and now Blaine Blaine Gabbert will play . So sad RIP Tomassy Brady.
In other news, his wife came to his house after and stole his money, just like with the divorce.