Jabba the hut gets indigestion from eating frogs and kills entire wolf army

Flash: Just in- Anya sokero and her sidekick anna biden have been working for a small printing house causing fake news stories through the subversive underground network”Channel 46 News”. It has been discovered that these hacks have been supressing the verified articles and promoting weird theories of armies of frogs fleeing to Jupiter to escape a simple prison break of a local teen who believes she can rule the world. I dont know where these kids get these silly ideas. Oh to be young again. Back to you Bob.
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