Everything is now free!

Yup, you heard it! For the next 24 hours, if you enter any store, everything will be free! From food to tv’s, you can go on that shopping spree you’ve always wanted to go on.
You better run out your door fast because stores will be sold out and everything will be taken. There will be no workers on duty for the next 24 hours because them indeed will also be shopping.
If you want your dream car, purse, or article of clothing, run now to the nearest store to you.
Yours truly, Joe Biden.