Dhar Mann is going crazy!

“Everything ran like clockwork, it was going smooth as butter!”, said Dhar Mann after being charged a life sentence. Dhar Mann was first charged for using corny movie lines, such as, ” He’s right behind me isn’t me?”, or ” You can say that again!”, or ” I got it! I got it! I don’t got it…” Dhar Mann said he wanted to make it “family friendly”. But the judge said, “Tell it to the judge.” After the judge was arrested, Dhar Mann begged for his freedom. But it was no use. He killed the police officer who arrested him in which he had two kids and a loving wife in his humble home. Now here is Dhar Mann’s side of the story. “So I was just working, right? You know getting scripts and actors together. But out of nowhere, one of my actors called me a bitch for not giving him an all you can eat buffet for his limo! So I called him a fat fuck and he started beating me up! I ran out and screamed, “AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA”, but no, he body slammed me and I couldn’t breathe for like 2 whole minutes! Then a police came and arrested the fat man and he said, “Your under arrest for attempting first degree murder!” So I couldn’t resist! I just had to say it! I said, “You can say that again!” Then the police let the fat man go, and took me down to the police station!”, explained Dhar Mann. Dhar Mann was charged for a death penalty after saying, “Aw shmucks!” when he was still charged for his life sentence.