Though details are still forthcoming at this time, New England Patriots legendary coach Bill Belichick has been named Head Coach of the Tampa Bay Buccaneers.
Sportswriters are stunned and reactions have ranged from utter disbelief, to anger and outrage.
When asked for comment, Bucs Quarterback Tom Brady responded with a shrug of his shoulders, saying, “At this point in my career, I could sign with the Nome Alaska Screaming Aleutians and Bill would find a way to follow me there for another coattail ride.”