Today, students of Dover Grammar School for Girls have found an astonishing secret. Rumours had gone around for a while that their teacher, Anne Simmonds, had created an only fans. It was discovered that these rumours were true after one student found an account under the name “AnneS69”. This student proceeded to tell people about it until it reached the headteacher, who proceeded to fire her. It was also discovered that multiple other English teachers at the school had been following her on said Onlyfans. Namely, Andrew Coventon and Jack Sear.
“I was astonished to find that other teaches not only knew of this, but also followed it” – Mr Benson
“I knew the other English teachers were hiding something from me” – Ms Harrison