Red Car dies at 55

55 year old superstar Red Car, known as “The world’s favorite toy car” has died today after falling nearly 2,000 feet off of the Burj Khalifa in Dubai. Many fans are paying tribute to the little toy car and sending their condolences to his family. “He didn’t kill himself, someone shoved him!”, said his mother, Mrs. Car, 82. Police have not yet identified the suspect who pushed him off the building. The funeral will be held on Friday.