Married best friends

In North Down Magistrates Court today Mr and Mrs Cooley of Belfast County Antrim both convicted of having a great loving relationship many years after meeting, the story goes that they met in school and have been together ever since, there were gasps from the jury when evidence was read out that they have three children and a twat of a dog and yet still remain best friends, impossible sheltered one member of the jury, utter nonsense shorty’s another,and after compelling evidence the jury found the pair GUILTY of love in the first degree and handed the pair a whole life sentence together. Speaking outside the court Mr cooley’s only remark was ‘fuck em’ while Mrs Cooley held her head high and said ‘I fucking love this big Bastard and im glad they saw that today’.