Easyjet takeover

Belfast live understands that easyJet is in the midst of a a multi-million pound takeover by Cooley Enterprises.com,founder Mr John Cooley is in talks with Easyjet with a view to a complete takeover,Mr Cooley has said today that he has ambitious plans for the company, firstly I am getting rid of the fucking trolley dollys they are a set of fuckers,it is just going to be a free for all to get fed and watered,they think they are getting a pay rise in the new year,are they fuck.I am also looking into to how the planes would run with 1 engine to save on fuel/energy costs, another very interesting idea is that if drones can be remotely flown then why can’t planes? Watch this space,easyjet will be renamed as queasyjet with planes being painted green.