The San Francisco 49ers Head Coach, Kyle Shanahan announced Tuesday that they are trading for franchise Quarterback Tom Brady. “We can’t keep paying shitty quarterbacks big money and only get a couple good games from them each season. We love Jimmy G. very much but he is not as good as Brady.” Shanahan said in an interview. General Manager John Lynch was also okay with the idea of trading for Brady.
On the other side of things, head coach Dirk Koetter of the Buccaneers is ready to use all of the picks sent by the 49ers. “We needed a better passing game, and Brady is becoming old as shit and won’t be in the league for too much longer.” Koetter told reporters.
Brady was traded to the 49ers for a 1st round pick in 2023, a first round pick in 2024, a second round pick in 2023, a third round pick in 2023, and 49ers WR Brandon Aiuk.