The horror of the world’s ugliest monster, A.A Ron Mosquito!

The ugly beast has a hunting tactics like no other beast, after 14 years of life the ugly thing becomes several times uglier and feeds solely off of the sausage of middle aged men. the sausage that they consume must be very slimy otherwise they won’t be able to suck on it, sucking on the sausage helps them digest.
That’s right you heard it here first folks, the ugly beast A.A Ron Mosquito sucks the slimy sausage of middle aged men in order to live.
If you want to make sure your child won’t turn into the ugly beast that is the A.A Ron Mosquito, simply see how ugly he/she is, the example above is an extreme however even if your child is a fraction as ugly as the child above he/she is granted to turn on their 14th birthday! So if your kid does meet the aforementioned criteria, kick them to the curb before it’s to late!