By Andrew Phillips of https://www.andrewphillipswriter.com/
Local STEM student, Pranav Takrani, came out admitting to making a voodoo doll of victim Adhip Ghosh.
Takrani told Phillips, “I went up to him and asked for some of his hair. It was just so luxurious – I couldn’t help myself.”
Ghosh seemed to be traumatized and ignored requests to comment on the situation. Ghosh has been seen sulking around school, isolated, wearing nothing but a pink cowboy hat to protect his hair from nefarious predators.
“I’m just concerned for my children,” typed an anonymous mother in “Group: Tesla STEM 2025”, better known as the Tesla STEM parents WhatsApp group chat.
Takrani, committed member of the Sindhi community, was known to be vocal about his ideas. Rumor has it that this voodoo was known to convert to convert unsuspecting, god-fearing, honest Bengalis into Sindhis, with Takrani’s first victim being unsuspecting Adhip Ghosh.
Another father, Bengali, reached out to comment. “This behavior is unacceptable. I will be reaching out to this Takrani boy’s father – this can not continue!” he angrily exclaimed.
We began to reach out to other students to see what they thought about situation.
Our first interviewee, an avid volunteer, Luis Padilla explained, “Adhip likes tallarines, not voodoo magic. I would be furious if someone attacked my religion.” Padilla held up his cross necklace.
Next, we cornered an unbiased student, Rohit Sundarum to comment on the situation. “No wonder he asked for his pink cowboy hat back … He needed to protect his hair.”
Our last interviewee was enthusiastic overachiever Priyanka Kudallur. “I knew something was up. I realized why Adhip slept through his MUN meeting. More sleep, less stress. I hope it was worth it though! I had to write ‘Sleeps through meetings’ in big red letters on his application. He’s not making it in MUN now.”
Will Adhip Ghosh make it to college? Or get deported back to Bengal? Are there noodles in Bengal? Will this voodoo doll get rid of his green card? Will Takrani face any repercussions for his atrocious behavior? Will Rohit ever give him his hat back?
Stay tuned for future updates.