Carbon Monoxide Leak in White House Sends Biden Rabid

oh god. he is loose. help please he is goin to break the door. bring guns. i love my kids and wife please be happy without me look in the mattress there is 20 dollars. love you wife *smooches computer wetly*. oh no, oh go- *($@HFINV SI*(@(HF_”FGKLK SODA!!!