Albert junior caught self sucking saying “This is now my favorite stretch”

It all started whenever Albert Junior, aka Albert J was finding out about his sexual preferences “cocknballism” This act is like a new form of cannibalism. Whenever his mommy walked in on him “his sister” she said I’ve never seen something so comparable to a peanut. After Albert j saw a tiktok about peanut butter and dogs, he decided to try it out. When he applied the peanut butter to his cocknballs, he started singing his theme song “peanut butter jelly time” He is sentenced with beastiality and selfpreference. When the reporters asked what his new favorite hobbies were, he said giving the dog some lip and giving himself quote on quote “neck”