gay pms 2022

Another gay has been spotted in PMS on 9/7/22! Students will be forced to evacuate while we attempt to capture this feared homosexual homosapien. Teachers are in shock and worried all over the school, some even abandoning their poor baby sixth graders! scared parents have been frantically calling the school in attempt for more info and to evacuate their children. We have yet to interview any students or teachers yet. That is all for now.

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