Egyptian Anti-Kidney insurgents capture and destroy kidney storage warehouse

A group of Anti-Kidney Egyptian insurgents calling themselves “Pharaoh’s Guard” have captured and destroyed over 200,000 kidneys inside the Kidney & Kidney Co. Egyptian Storehouse. They also burned down the storehouse, which was the largest kidney warehouse in Africa and the Middle East. “We will take action against the terrorists and anarchists who destroyed and challenged the safety of our nation!”, stated Kidney & Kidney Co. co-founder and owner, co-emperor of the Kidney Empire, and co-commander in chief of the GAK Daniel Hu on Saturday. The GAK has begun running drills at their El-Alamein military camp.