On August 2nd, 2022, a local known crackhead who went by “Annie” was found deceased in her very crusty and burnt-carpeted room. The cause of death isn’t exactly known, though the working theory is asphyxiation after falling asleep face first. “She was- you know- she had a lot of issues,” her legal guardian states. “She had autism and was bipolar. She listened to a lot of that evil music and was a satanist.”
After a brief interview with the guardians, it became apparent that they were a bunch of crazy religious people. “Annie played with those demon cards. Always summoning demons and listening to the devil’s music.” Either way, respects should be paid in memory of the young teen.