WELLINGTON MOOSE SEEN “FLIRTING” WITH LLAMA

A moose was seen “flirting” with a llama in east Wellington on Saturday. Witness, Dr. Gull I. Bill claims, “the other people there said that the moose was just desperate for a date” but he says that the moose is suffering from a rare condition called “urGulliBe disease” “I was on my way to work” says moose-ologist Thisis Faux. “When the moose blocked my car chasing after his llama lady!” The wellingtonians hope to see mutant llama babies soon! (See detailed sketch below on what exactly you should be looking for.)