Red Car dead at 55

Red Car, the world’s favorite toy car, has been found dead last night at 10PM. He was crushed by an unknown assailant. His fans, friends, and family are grieving the loss of him. his best friend, Rocco Limongelli, 19, said “I can’t believe my best friend is dead!” in tears. Mrs. Car, Red Car’s mother, 82, said “The assailant had no reason to kill him, I know who did it and I don’t even wanna say her name!”. The funeral will be held this Wednesday.