Quandale Dingle arrested for sexually

The riggity roo goober ahh Syrcause man was arrested for sexually, channel 69 news said. He will be facing a 34 year imprisonment. His brother in Christ, Yosemite Fumblefucknigger had something to say about the arrest: “i am Quandale’s brother, but he does not know that after i was mutilated in a Fortnite forest in Epstein island with both my arms turned into cum monkeys by a bear in the wilderness who ate a house of five orphans listening to Roddy rich choking his shitmommy “
Quandale said a few things before the arrest as well: “i will escape tomorrow inshallah”

Back at ya, Eggin.