Osheen Garrys Gaff becomes Newrie’s first Bath House!

Earlier today Newrie Morn and Down Chief of Police, Graine Lavertea, released a statement about the ongoing scandal that is the events that take place in Osheen Garrys Gaff! For months residents of the Ashgrov and Damully area have been contacting the council and filing complaints about the usage of the gaff. Many young men between the ages of 13-16 have been seen entering the house fully clothed, but leaving with nothing on. Graines statement concured that the police force were working on the matter and that before they could shut it down they needed a proper reason. Residents are outraged at the scenes that take place at the house as the humongous windows don’t hide very much! Today we spoke to Petea McCawl, a neighbour of Osheen Garrys, he claims that he has watched ”up to fifteen boys at a time giving and receiving cheeky bj’s” he also added that, ”Yes, it does excite me, however it is right in front of my daughters bedroom window. It left her traumatised seeing as the only winky she’s ever come close to seeing is Doveedas’s!” The police have only given a statement on the matter and no further action has taken place so a Channel 46 News reporter, Kian Hanrattle, decided to go under over and investigate the matter. According to Kian ”It is just like a regular house and has beautiful interior, it looks regular until you walk to that back room to see air mattresses and old beds sprawled out across the floor and up to twenty people on the one bed all having, well, fun’ That was all Kian had to say as he got a bit carried away once the human centipede started.